Anonymous said: I met calum like a year ago and I told him I work at an animal hospital and there's a ton of puppies there bc a dog had a litter and he started making adoption papers on a napkin he was so ready to adopt all the puppies I'm cryin

yolucas:

oh my god calu m

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youtubekillsme:

Why are adults so afraid to curse in front of teenagers like most of us have a worse mouth than you

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kawozhin)

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji)

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sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

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joshpeck:

this isn’t my picture i’m just posting it so anyone else can have it as their background if they want, credit to the maker of this pic i’m srry

joshpeck:

this isn’t my picture i’m just posting it so anyone else can have it as their background if they want, credit to the maker of this pic i’m srry

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

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arcticmunkeez:

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

i will never get over this

arcticmunkeez:

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

i will never get over this

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun)

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